Edward Vs. Jacob...

Yes, Little pretties... I created this marvelous piece of art... and, yes... I hate Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse & Breaking Dawn... It ain't, no secret... I'm like the worlds, greatest advocate against the Twilight Saga... I'm like, famous at my school because of it... BF? Don't you go saying I'm not because you know it's true... She's probably complaining that she hates it more than me but... she doesn't... I can hear her now... "You don't have a sister who quotes the worst parts over and over again... and you don't have to live with everyone at school yapping about it all the time" You know what my dear BF? I feel your pain... but I have to live with a brother who complains about all the girls at his school complaining about how bad the movies are because they're too lazy to read the books... but this is my response to anyone who tells me that... I've read the books... I've seen the first two movies... THEY ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I literally scream it at them... unless its during class... then I only mildly yell...

And all this about Edward vs. Jacob... Seriously?? That's like comparing dirty underwear to dirty socks... one sucks, and the other sucks even more...

I like this comparison better... Peeta vs. Gale... From the Hunger Games... I just read the last like, 50 pages of Catching Fire... UGH!!!! WHY CAN'T MOCKINGJAY COME OUT NOW???????? Ugh... you want to know why I hate & love Catching Fire at the same time?? I love it because it's one of the best books ever... and I hate it because of this... The last part of the book...

"Katniss," Gale say softly.
I recognize that voice. It's the same one he uses to approach wounded animals before he delivers a deathblow. I instinctively raise my hand to block his words but he catches it and holds on tightly.
"Don't," I whisper.
But Gale is not one to keep secrets from me. "Katniss, there is no District Twelve."

END OF BOOK TWO

I hate it!!!! I hate cliff-hangers!!!!

Okay... enough about the one worst things in the literacy world... uh...yeah... things to avoid

1. Vampires
2. Werewolves
3. Romantic novels (Especially teen ones)
4. Cliff-hangers
5. Series where you have to wait for more books...